OK, so I tolerated the Christmas jumper (season of goodwill and all that) but THIS??

Enough is enough, right? I look absolutely ridiculous. I don't care about trick or treat (although I must admit it does sound mighty tempting) but if they think I'm going out in public like this they are very much mistaken. Of all the forever homes in all the world, I had to end up with people who dress me up like this...

HELP!! I will never ever steal from the bin again if you just let me out of this costume!!
love (a seriously disgruntled) Aero

xx
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