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Esther
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Post by Esther » 01 Mar 2007, 12:59

I received this at work today. thought I would share it with you.

Subject: FW: How to shower....


How to shower like a Woman




Take off clothes and place them sectioned in the laundry basket according to lights & darks.

Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown If you see husband/boyfriend along the way cover up any exposed area.

Look at your womanly physique in the mirror-make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts etc.

Get in the shower.

Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.

Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.

Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.

Condition your hair with enhanced ingredients of grapefruit and mint.

Wash face with crushed apricot facial scrub.

Wash entire body with ginger nut and jaffa cake wash.

Rinse conditioner off hair-Shave armpits and legs.

Turn off shower-squeeze off all wet surfaces in shower.

Spray mould spots with tile cleaner.

Get out of shower-Dry with towel the size of a small country.

Wrap hair in a super absorbent towel.

Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown with the hand towel on head.



HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN

Take clothes off while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave in a pile on the floor.

Walk naked to the bathroom.

If you see your wife/girlfriend along the way, shake willy at her making the"woo-woo"sound.

Look at your manly physique in the mirror.

Admire the size of your willy and scratch your bum.

Get in the showerWash your faceWash your armpits

Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse it off.

Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.

Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.

Wash your bum, leaving those coarse hairs stuck on the soap.

Wash your hair. Make a shampoo mohawk. Wee. Rinse off and get out of the shower. Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of the bath the whole time.

Admire willy size in mirror again.

Leave shower curtain open,wet mat on floor, light and fan on.

If you pass your wife/girlfriend.

pull off towel, shake willy at her and makethe "woo-woo" sound again.

Throw wet towel on bed.

I KNOW YOU'RE ALL LAUGHING NOW BECAUSE IT'S SO TRUE!!!!

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Post by Bean » 01 Mar 2007, 16:25

he he he, so true! my OH leaves the light on, the mat down and empties his electric shaver shavings into the sink without rinsing them down the drain.

On another humorous note, he bought himself a LavNav. It sticks to the underside of the loo lid and at night when you go into the loo a green light comes on shining a green target down into the loo, so he cant miss!!! works a treat and illuminates the bathroom enough so you dont have to turn the light on!!! boys and their toys...... :D

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Post by misskatie » 01 Mar 2007, 17:58

:lol: love it :!:

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Post by Odin n Rob » 01 Mar 2007, 20:07

The video evidence ishere

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Post by Mandy » 01 Mar 2007, 20:46

Thats funny. Just how I pictured it.

Mandy.

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Post by wendywoo » 01 Mar 2007, 20:51

That was so funny.
Wendy

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Post by sharon and richard » 02 Mar 2007, 12:39

That has had me in stitches!!! soooo funny.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Post by claire fifi » 13 Mar 2007, 00:38

Only just found this - thanks - a good laugh AND my OH is doing the woo woo !

BTW why is this under the rehoming section ? Do you think that the MEN need rehoming due to antisocial shower habits ? :lol:
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Esther
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Post by Esther » 13 Mar 2007, 19:13

I don't know why. :? :? :? :?

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