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Fiona
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Jokes,

Post by Fiona » 19 Dec 2006, 22:14

what goes, now you see me no you don't, now you see me now you don't.
A SNOW MAN CROSSING A ZEBRA CROSSING. :lol: :D

whats your joke?
Fiona

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claire fifi
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Post by claire fifi » 19 Dec 2006, 23:53

Can only think of rude ones at the mo - so here's one of my son's favs;

Why did the orange go to the Dr ?

Because he was'nt peeling very well.... :cry:

Yes, awful I know.
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frosty
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Post by frosty » 20 Dec 2006, 00:03

A couple of crappy xmas ones....

Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas ?
No you can have turkey like everyone else !

What is green, covered with tinsel and goes "ribbet ribbet"?
A mistle-"toad"!

Where do mistletoe go to become famous?
"Holly" wood!

What do you get if you cross a snowman and a shark?
Frostbite

Enough now....have to re- seal the xmas crackers... :roll:
"The reason dogs have so many friends is because they wag their tails instead of their tongues."

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