Joke of the week from my OH

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Re: Joke of the week from my OH

Post by Ali Cat » 01 Aug 2008, 09:24

One fly joins another on a dog turd and says "is this stool taken?"
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Re: Joke of the week from my OH

Post by Elbumble » 01 Aug 2008, 20:47

What's brown and sticky?

A stick of course! :mrgreen:
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Re: Joke of the week from my OH

Post by amber » 01 Aug 2008, 21:38

Lol, i love all these jokes, sad really :roll: :wink:

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Re: Joke of the week from my OH

Post by aitch » 02 Aug 2008, 19:43

two sandwiches walk into a bar the bar man says sorry we don't serve food in here.

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Re: Joke of the week from my OH

Post by amber » 02 Aug 2008, 19:59

Lol, i wish i knew some jokes. These are great 8)

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Re: Joke of the week from my OH

Post by Ali Cat » 05 Aug 2008, 11:01

A bear walks into a pub and asks for a gin and .................................................................................................................................. tonic

The barman says "why the big pause" :lol:

(sorry - love that one)
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Re: Joke of the week from my OH

Post by clairevg » 06 Aug 2008, 17:54

Heard about the constipated mathematician?
He worked it out with a pencil! :oops:

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Re: Joke of the week from my OH

Post by Ali Cat » 07 Aug 2008, 09:54

clairevg wrote:Heard about the constipated mathematician?
He worked it out with a pencil! :oops:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Gonna use that one today...... (the joke - not the pencil)
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Re: Joke of the week from my OH

Post by TheKellys » 18 Aug 2008, 16:12

Two muffins are in a fridge together. One says ''God its so hot in here isn't it?'', the other replies ''Holy CRAP, a talking muffin!''
Sorry, cheesy and old I know, but I love it :D

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Re: Joke of the week from my OH

Post by Murphy's mum » 19 Aug 2008, 09:23

doctor! doctor! I get a pain in my eye every time I drink tea.

try taking the spoon out of the cup!



doctor! doctor! I think I'm a dog.

doc: How long have you felt like this?

patient: since I was a puppy! :D


doctor! doctor! everyone keeps ignoring me
doc: next! :D

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Re: Joke of the week from my OH

Post by Ali Cat » 19 Aug 2008, 09:41

Doctor doctor!! think I'm a pair of curtains

Well pull yourself together


Doctor doctor!! I have jelly in one ear and custard in the other - whats wrong with me

Nothing - you're just a trifle deaf


Doctor Doctor!! I keep thinking I'm a fridge

Can you be quiet please - you're letting the cold air out


A man goes to the Psychiatrists and the Psychiatrist says: 'What's the problem' The man says, 'I think I'm becoming a kleptomaniac. 'The Psychiatrist says, 'Here take these tablets and if you're no better in a week' ..... 'Bring me a colour TV'.


So I went to the dentist.
He said, 'Say Aaah. 'I said, 'Why?' He said, 'My budgie's died

Doctor Doctor!! ' People keep taking the mickey out of me because I keep thinking I'm a cricket ball. 'The doctor said 'Howzat?' I said, 'don't you start'.


(what would we have done without Tommy Cooper!!)
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