A little wind humour!!

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frosty
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A little wind humour!!

Post by frosty » 07 Dec 2006, 18:50

This made me laugh....but I could "symphathise" as Beans have similar effect on me..Image



One day I met a sweet gentleman and fell in love. When it became
apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up
beans.

Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down on the
way home from work. Since I lived in the countryside I called my husband and
told him that I would be late because I had to walk home. On my way,
I passed by a small diner and the odor of baked beans was more than I could stand.
With miles to walk, I figured that I would walk off any ill effects
by the time I reached home, so I stopped at the diner and before I knew it, I had
consumed three large orders of baked beans. All the way home, I made sure that I
released all the gas.

Upon my arrival, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly:
"Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight."

He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner
table.
I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the
telephone rang.
He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned
and went to answer the call.

The baked beans I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure
was becoming most unbearable, so while my husband was out of the room
I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let
one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running
over a skunk in front of a pulpwood mill. I took my napkin from my lap and
fanned the air around me vigorously.
Then, shifting to the other cheek, I ripped off three more.
The stink was worse than cooked cabbage.
Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room,
I went on like this for another few minutes. The pleasure was indescribable. When
eventually the telephone farewells signaled the end of my freedom,
I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on
my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself.

My face must have been the picture of innocence when my husband
returned, apologizing for taking so long. He asked me if I had peeked
through the blindfold,and I assured him I had not.

At this point, he removed the blindfold, and twelve
dinner guests seated around the table chorused: "Happy Birthday!"

I fainted!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"The reason dogs have so many friends is because they wag their tails instead of their tongues."

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Post by GUNNER » 07 Dec 2006, 19:21

Brilliant Image

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Post by samsan » 07 Dec 2006, 20:41

I cannot type for the tears!!!
Sam

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Post by sharon and richard » 08 Dec 2006, 10:06

:lol: :lol: :lol: Will send that on to ALL of my friends...it is soooo funnt! I am also crying with laughter!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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